Just Another Brick In The Wall

Hiya. My name is Sadie. Most of you know me as the hyper, loveable mutt that resides with my owners, Stephanie and Jason. But, I'm like an onion, peel those layers away...and you will see so much more deeper inside of me...let me explain.

1. My stomach is not just for show; it is a magical place where if you rub it, your dreams come true 2. My tongue is like a soothing wave, and if I lick your toes, the clouds open and the skies rain down heavenly manna for all to enjoy

3. The couch is not for humans; it is a scary place that if you sit on, you will fall to depths of the earth and never return -- therefore I advise you to sit on the floor while I keep the couch safe from falling humans. I'm just looking out for you, you know?

4. I may throw up more than a normal dog, but it's just to bestow my magical juices to the world; they have healing powers for carpets and floors.

5. I also have a super-dog stomach; give me anything -- Tums, chocolate, fiber, chapstick, christmas ornaments, laundry soap, pine cones, squirrel poop -- you name, I can down it.

6. My owners think that I'm a little left of center, because I would rather lick the couch cushions than play with my very expensive toys...but I believe that the couch cushions (albeit dangerous for humans) offer magical strength for my day long sleeping sessions. And I don't appreciate being laughed at during a commercial showing all these super dogs doing super-dog like things, and my owners look over at me while I'm licking the couch cushions and laugh....not cool guys.

But all in all, I'm a good dog. Come over and visit me sometime, I promise to jump on you and lick your face and invite you into my home.....no not the laundry room, the full house is at my disposal to entertain guests. Because as we all know, I'm the queen of this castle, and Jason and Stephanie are just paying the rent.